Theater Has Ruined My Life

I'm steaming mad. I've had it up to here with theater and the dimwitted dolts who make the call schedules.

I was going to do a great live-blog of the debate tonight, but then I found out that there was going to be a huge gathering to watch the debate in Davis Auditorium with free pizza and drinks.

So then I was ecstatic, and now the call schedule for today has arrived via e-mail.

I have a full shift tonight, 7-10, uninterrupted. The debate starts at 6:30, and ends before I get out.

WHY, GOD, WHY?